Because I Said So
Wife to one handsome man, mother to three terrific sons and two beautiful daughters-in-love, memere' to two fantastic grandsons; entrepreneur, writer, reader, learner and believer! Thanks for stopping by - Alowetta
Forget the list of things I wish I could get for Christmas, I want to make sure my family and friends don’t mistakenly think I might want some of these things:
1. The as-seen-on-tv “Forever Lazy” union suit. Yes, I am forever lazy, but I wouldn’t wear that even around my house.
2. Small, yippy dogs. They are just annoying. You should not have pets that you can carry around in a purse. A dog should be too big to sit in your lap.
3. Skis or ski poles….or anything else that involves playing in the snow or cold all day. I enjoy snow best when seen from the window of my home while sipping a latte by the fireplace.
4. Those small, decorative wine stoppers. I don’t drink that much wine, and it seems to me to be the ultimate in “I don’t really want to spend even a few minutes thinking about what you might like for Christmas.”
5. A ‘Smart’ car. You know, those squished little things you see on the road that resemble a golf cart with a hard top. Smart phones I like - smart cars, no.
Of course, if any of my children or friends have already purchased any above said items, I disavow any of knowledge of this list!
